An American preaching couple (Reverend Mr & Mrs Stumbles) held a
crusade in Kiambu where Njoroge, their Kiswahili translator, did a real
mess of the whole event..... and meaning
Rev STUMBLE: Everything comes from above.!!
Njoroge : Vitu vyote huja juu juu,
STUMBLE: So you see my brothers and sisters,
Njoroge :.......Basi ndugu zangu waangalieni akina dada,
STUMBLE: know perfectly well,
Njoroge :.....Na muwajue vizuri
STUMBLE: That all world affairs,
Njoroge:.........Kwamba mapenzi yote duniani,
STUMBLE: are successfull only if held from above,
Njoroge:.............Hufanikiwa tu ikiwa mmeshikana juu juu.
STUMBLE: Remember, faith is your pillar,
Njoroge:...Kumbuka kuuamini mlingoti wako,
STUMBLE: Keep it first and above,
Njoroge:..............uuweke kwanza juu juu.
STUMBLE: Let it run very deep and strong,
Njoroge:...............Ndo kisha uukimbize ndani kabisa tena kwa nguvu,
STUMBLE:Should anybody want to test you,
Njoroge:..............Mtu yeyote akitaka kukuonja,
STUMBLE:......will feel its work,
Njoroge:...............Ataisikia kazi yake
STUMBLE: Then from deep inside you'll feel peace pouring out,
Njoroge:........ndo kisha baadaye utasikia kutoka ndani sehemu moja ikimwagika nje,
STUMBLE: That peace will flow and enter even those you are with,
Njoroge:.......Sehemu hiyo ita tiririka na kumwingia uliye naye,
STUMBLE: and that peace will remain.
Njoroge:..............Na sehemu hiyo itabakia.
STUMBLE: Amen.
Njoroge:............ Huyo ni mwanamme