Saturday, September 29, 2007

happy birthday to me; the private party

when the sun awakes the earth around it seems to come forth with life. the people who are permitted to see it awaking are so privileged for the sight is awesome, the peace is like no other.....

have you ever noticed that even when a baby is born, the sun moves on with its business like nothing is different. the baby's cry notwithstanding does not jolt the sun into darkness.....

so it is with a day, so unique that gave birth to you. how be it that on that glorious day God gave you all you needed in itself........

you are a light...a powerful you started shining. you are the blessed of the Lord. your life is God's.....

the earth rotates around you....the rest of us are the earth. we get life from seeing you, hearing you talk, hearing you laugh and all that......

happy birthday to you

There is good reason for everything today. There will be good reason for everything tomorrow. What we do today will determine that reason. Joepraise!!

Friday, September 21, 2007

Kenyans!!!!Wanachana na hawa!!!

Very hilarious!!!

"From a Njoro School Teacher
... Nani huyo ananyonya moto??(who is smoking)"

"From a Nyeri high school grammar teacher:
"The girl goes to school, goesn't she?"

"From a Kianyaga High School Teacher:
"Both of you three, come here!"

"From Pangani Girls geography teacher in a Geography class:
"In a natural forest, there are many trees(many different
Species) but in a man made forest, there is only one tree (One Species)"

"From St. Georges Secondary geography teacher in a Geography

"the ass is lound?" meaning the earth is round

"From the headmaster of Kerugoya High School.He comes in the
staff room panting and says:

A male cow was running after me" (A bull had been chasing him)

An Irate teacher to student: ( Nanyuki High School )
"Tomorrow I want you to come with your father, your
mother and both your parents

Heard at a bar somewhere in western province, the
stronghold of the Luhya:

"'You can't me!' - translated from,'Huniwezi!'

From a student composition in high school:
"the car beat the corner in speed and then fell over and its
legs faced up (gari ilipiga kona halafu ikaanguka na miguu ikaanglia juu
-- sheng)"

A kyuk once told the butcher:
"Forgive for me a kilo of meat with holy paper.
(njohera kilo ya nyama na karatathi gatheru)" -All kikuyuz
this is obviously the winner au vipi?

On seeing twins enter his office, the assistant director in
Starehe said:

"You look together; are you twice?"

In Kagumo High the deputy principle praying for the Mtongwe
disaster victims:

"Rod(LORD) help those who(paused for a moment)

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

sequel to homesick

do you want me to tell you well done when you come home?

do you want a word from me of joy at your success?

you have what it takes to please me. you have what it takes to be the best. you have what it takes to be a light and salt in your generation.

does a light bulb refuse to light up when its powered to the source and its not blown?

you are to me a vessel in my hands. when you come home i want to hear great music from you, cos my hands presence on you have produced great rhythm and praise.

when i welcome you home....i see you, coming, happy, victoriuos, overcoming, succesful....all i will tell you is good and faithful servant.....

Well done!

By joyunspeakable to life's mysteries at 9/13/2007 03:28:00 PM

Thursday, September 13, 2007

the flu and the fool

i had the unfortunate event of catchin a cold and i thought it was going each day.....then i realised how much nagging it can be....always a running nose, that never seems to tire to bring out the waters....

i had the unfortunate incidence of catching a was going on and on. i took tablets to cool it off only for it to come back shortly.

i had the unfortunate incidence of sleeping under a leaking roof one was the most disgusting thing i have ever witnessed...because i was deep in sleep...then one by one, drops of ice were falling on my head, so i dreamt.

i had the unfortunate incidence of being chased by dogs, canines, real ones; because i had traversed their matter how i ran, it seemed i was too slow.

then i got to much of a running nose i am to the King of Kings, a running fever, a roof that he mends only for it to matter how far i ran into sin, God's presence is ever their, so i can not hide the little things that cause him some headache.....only he is God, he does not get sick...but does he not find me tiresome to deal with?

he turns the fool who is like flu to be full in stature and a pool of treasure
he makes the flu be gone and no longer be borne by those won by his love
he takes the flu and makes it disappear and rakes all the viruses and bakes them into nothing
so cool, no tool in his hands becomes fool, pool in with him, all the wool you have and certainly be free of fru and full of him

Saturday, September 8, 2007

My Mechanic

my car breaks down, i call the mechanic, he comes rushing down, knowing only too well that he will make an extra coin from me.

my radio breaks down and i carry it with me to the technician, he promises me that the problem is minor...will be done just within the day.

my telephone line is disconnected by a falling tree and the telkom guys tell me that they are too busy working on another line.....but we will connect you soon

two days later......

my car is still at the garage and the mechanic doesn't look like he appreciates my lack of mobility
my radio is all parts everywhere at the technicians place but he hasn't known what problem is on it.
there is still a dead silence on my landline......
think with me.....
mechanic, technician, doctor, etc....dont we play these roles sometimes to God? dont we keep on promising what we cant deliver.?

my God is no mechanic, no technician, no doctor, no lawyer...oops....he is God. And yes, he is not a banker too...he is just God. no lie is to be found in him, no false promises, no guile, no cut lines....

while we are yet speaking, he answers to our needs. thats faster than any communication in the world.

rom 8:30...

So, what do you think? With God on our side like this, how can we lose?
32 If God didn’t hesitate to put everything on the line for us, embracing our condition and exposing himself to the worst by sending his own Son, is there anything else he wouldn’t gladly and freely do for us?
33 And who would dare tangle with God by messing with one of God’s chosen?