A Chinozing?????(lol) day

One day Chinoz was enjoying the sun at the beach in Cape Town, South Africa. A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing?"
Chinoz answered, "No, I am Chinoz." Another guy came and asked him the same question. Chinoz answered, "No! No! Me Chinoz!" A third one came and asked him the same question again. Chinoz was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking He saw a certain guy soaking in the sun. He went up to him and asked, "Are you Relaxing?" This guy was a lot more educated and Answered, "Yes, I am relaxing." Chinoz slapped him on his face and said, "Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and you are sitting over here!" ************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************
Chinoz died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T". 2. How many seconds are there in a year? Then Chinoz thought for a few minutes and answered... 1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are today and tomorrow. 2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and tomorrow answer, even though it's not the answer I expected. But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?"
Then Chinoz replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc......to December 2nd Saint Peter opens the gate without another word.
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One day in his rural, having lost his donkey Chinoz, got down too his knees and started thanking God. A surprised passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for?" Chinoz replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."
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One day Chinoz was traveling in a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train $20,000.00 to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for
$20,000.00, the comrade deserved more service. So, when Chinoz fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the train arrived, Chinoz was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw himself in the mirror. Said his wife "What's the matter?"
He replied, "The cheat on the train has taken my $20,000.00 and woken up someone else". ************************************************************************************************************************
Chinoz went with his friend into a pub and after ordering two beers, they took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner. So the two then swapped their sandwiches.
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Chinoz finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how he did his exam, for that he replied "Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought and at last I wrote THUNK!"
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It was then the first time people were going for blood tests and Chinoz had a friend who had gone for one at a local clinic in Fio. Chinoz came and found him crying hell and asked, "Why are you crying?" The friend replied, "I came here for a blood test" Chinoz asked, "So? Are you afraid?" The friend replied, "No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger". Hearing this Chinoz also started crying & screaming. His friend was astonished and asked him, "Why are you crying?" Chinoz then replied, "I have come for my urine test." ************************************************************************************************************************

Have a Chinozing day.

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